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"Disaster Movie," the latest disposable parody of disposable Hollywoodmovies, has a shelf life of about five minutes, tops, which may beslightly longer than it took to come up with most of its gags.Scribbled and slapped together by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer,this flailing free fall through recent pop culture begins with aparody of "10,000 B.C." featuring "Amy Winehouse" as a saber-toothedtiger who pulls a crystal skull from her beehive hairdo. It winds upwith "Kung Fu Panda" (dude in a furry suit) and "Beowulf" (naked dudewho keeps yelling, "I am Beowulf!") running amok through "Night at theMuseum."